Citomtsag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong badger.

Citomtsag created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citomtsag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citomtsag, it will ignore you.

Citomtsag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Citomtsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after geese.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always look after injured cats.