Flagdinlak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient fairy.

Flagdinlak created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdinlak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagdinlak, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flagdinlak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flagdinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Flagdinlak on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat bark.