Soggepbop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast dugong.

Soggepbop created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Soggepbop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Soggepbop, she will come to you in dreams.

Soggepbop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Soggepbop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Soggepbop.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never wear red scarves on sacred days.

5. Retreat if eight ants approach from the west.