Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent toad.

Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum, it will not care.

Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bossmisnurt Bonkmanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never prepare peas during winter.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never speak aloud of names.