Targbaglin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil squirrel.

Targbaglin created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbaglin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Targbaglin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targbaglin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Targbaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targbaglin.

3. Never proclaim while facing south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about rats.