Nutbissmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured zebra.

Nutbissmeg created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbissmeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutbissmeg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nutbissmeg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nutbissmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

2. Never paint your chest mauve.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never wear turquoise scarves.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.