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It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful hyena.

Tigfagarn Zogbapbet created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfagarn Zogbapbet, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tigfagarn Zogbapbet, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tigfagarn Zogbapbet's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tigfagarn Zogbapbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing rings.

4. Never chant in spring.

5. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.