Armvadcem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair unicorn.

Armvadcem created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Armvadcem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armvadcem, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Armvadcem's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Armvadcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Armvadcem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.