Veenbatpantargflat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic duck.

Veenbatpantargflat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbatpantargflat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenbatpantargflat, he will manifest in front of you.

Veenbatpantargflat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Veenbatpantargflat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Never talk about nebulae.