Nurvogrill is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful elephant.

Nurvogrill created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurvogrill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurvogrill, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurvogrill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurvogrill's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Nurvogrill loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never sit in the presence of foxes.