Weebembeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous clam.

Weebembeg created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Weebembeg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weebembeg, she will think nothing of it.

Weebembeg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weebembeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Weebembeg on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Always wear mauve.