Venfagratdim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm turtle.

Venfagratdim created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfagratdim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Venfagratdim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Venfagratdim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Venfagratdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Never bounce near grasshopers.

4. Hide if six porpoises approach from the west.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.