Capbamzak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Capbamzak created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Capbamzak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Capbamzak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capbamzak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Capbamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Capbamzak on top of all buildings.