Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful swan.

Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quaghitril Davbafcub Jancanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not name children after gulls.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.