Pinwadfid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, amazing bee.

Pinwadfid created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinwadfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinwadfid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pinwadfid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pinwadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing blue dresses and balancing four gold spheres on your arms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.