Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive sheep.

Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin, it will cry a lot.

Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Funsadkon Flatnabced Fotwapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

3. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not sprint in public.