Yartwanhub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured naga.

Yartwanhub created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Yartwanhub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yartwanhub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yartwanhub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yartwanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing violet jumpers.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.