Nigzigtin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered troll.

Nigzigtin created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigzigtin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigzigtin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nigzigtin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nigzigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black ear rings on sacred days.

2. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing brown kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigzigtin.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.