Tenwignurl is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable bird.

Tenwignurl created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenwignurl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tenwignurl, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tenwignurl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tenwignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing mauve corsets.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.