Kabfobminhab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered meerkat.

Kabfobminhab created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabfobminhab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kabfobminhab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kabfobminhab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kabfobminhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabfobminhab.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.