Tadfarncab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent finch.

Tadfarncab created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadfarncab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadfarncab, it will curse you with boils.

Tadfarncab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tadfarncab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadfarncab first in all things.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never play with disobedient children.