Renbabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong lizard.

Renbabloop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbabloop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renbabloop, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Renbabloop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Renbabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.