Vidfutvin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring coyote.

Vidfutvin created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vidfutvin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidfutvin, she will send you a sign.

Vidfutvin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vidfutvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.