Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able donkey.

Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always obey Dobbemtikyamfedvinlegtik's priests.

5. Learn six new languages a year.