Legbarndod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable manatee.

Legbarndod created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbarndod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legbarndod, she will turn you into a duck.

Legbarndod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Legbarndod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never feed bread to otters while wearing green shirts.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Always help sick sheep.