Fonhambell is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud mongoose.

Fonhambell created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fonhambell, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fonhambell, he will make you grow a tail.

Fonhambell's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fonhambell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Fonhambell on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.