Vonflabstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing cat.

Vonflabstaf created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vonflabstaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonflabstaf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Vonflabstaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vonflabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never wear shirts.