Cepingzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving dryad.

Cepingzed created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepingzed, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cepingzed, it will turn you into a frog.

Cepingzed's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cepingzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Put Cepingzed first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Cepingzed's name in vain.