Midqueeggep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent pig.

Midqueeggep created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Midqueeggep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midqueeggep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Midqueeggep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Midqueeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not speak about cherries.