Cadraknull Nignarlnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate alligator.

Cadraknull Nignarlnutt created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadraknull Nignarlnutt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadraknull Nignarlnutt, it will ignore you.

Cadraknull Nignarlnutt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cadraknull Nignarlnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cadraknull Nignarlnutt.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mention dolphins.