Catyattdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing jaguar.

Catyattdog created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Catyattdog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catyattdog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Catyattdog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Catyattdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from mauve snails for they are unholy.

4. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.