Pidsisfub Cisstinbig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered crane.

Pidsisfub Cisstinbig created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsisfub Cisstinbig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidsisfub Cisstinbig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pidsisfub Cisstinbig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pidsisfub Cisstinbig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pidsisfub Cisstinbig.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Pidsisfub Cisstinbig loves otters, so they must be respected.