Narlratgid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable newt.

Narlratgid created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Narlratgid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlratgid, he will turn you into a duck.

Narlratgid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Narlratgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not listen to music.