Cenkophit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish donkey.

Cenkophit created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkophit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenkophit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cenkophit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cenkophit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing trousers.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.