Gomdidman is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair skunk.

Gomdidman created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdidman, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gomdidman, he will come to you in dreams.

Gomdidman's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gomdidman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Gomdidman loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.