Fomhunduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving yak.

Fomhunduss created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomhunduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fomhunduss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomhunduss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fomhunduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.