Cimtipjab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Cimtipjab created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtipjab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimtipjab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cimtipjab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cimtipjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. You must pray to Cimtipjab four times a day.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Worship no other gods but Cimtipjab.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.