Milsawhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless scorpion.

Milsawhen created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milsawhen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milsawhen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Milsawhen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Milsawhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Milsawhen loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear mauve scarves.