Minvegort is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain finch.

Minvegort created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvegort, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Minvegort, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Minvegort's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Minvegort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Minvegort on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.