Lidbadarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic dingo.

Lidbadarn created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lidbadarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidbadarn, it will laugh at you.

Lidbadarn's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lidbadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Lidbadarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not make images of living things.