Somsidpit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless hydra.

Somsidpit created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Somsidpit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Somsidpit, he will turn you into a mole.

Somsidpit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Somsidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.