Wapdodmab Dotsabran is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind finch.

Wapdodmab Dotsabran created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wapdodmab Dotsabran, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wapdodmab Dotsabran, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wapdodmab Dotsabran's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wapdodmab Dotsabran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Wapdodmab Dotsabran loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.