Fassaw is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, caring fairy.

Fassaw created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fassaw, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fassaw, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fassaw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fassaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fassaw in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fassaw loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.