Dabbassab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous wolf.

Dabbassab created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabbassab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabbassab, she will think nothing of it.

Dabbassab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dabbassab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your legs.