Binvolbut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful guinea pig.

Binvolbut created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binvolbut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binvolbut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Binvolbut's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Binvolbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing trousers.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never feed bananas to monkeys while wearing gray tights.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never eat bark.