Kabraptin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage frog.

Kabraptin created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabraptin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabraptin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kabraptin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kabraptin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing brown jumpers and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.

2. Never feed gooseberries to bats while wearing orange shirts.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the west.