Pintannig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet grasshopper.

Pintannig created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pintannig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pintannig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pintannig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pintannig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Pintannig's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pintannig.