Libcabdam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, egotistical alligator.

Libcabdam created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libcabdam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libcabdam, she will turn you into a rat.

Libcabdam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Libcabdam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Libcabdam.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Libcabdam on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not kill mites.