Rapbagcadcet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective mole.

Rapbagcadcet created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbagcadcet, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapbagcadcet, she will cry a lot.

Rapbagcadcet's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rapbagcadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapbagcadcet.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt horses.