Zogzigzag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome crow.

Zogzigzag created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogzigzag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zogzigzag, it will cry a lot.

Zogzigzag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zogzigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogzigzag.